Showing posts with label Whinemiller. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Game Of The Year XVI

Start Of The Season

Sunday, April 12, 2020


The times are changing.  Historically, I put out my Game Of The Year at the end of my chess publishing season some time in August.  For 2019, I did not get it done.  I have been spending the off-season looking for some excuse why I did not publishing the 16th version of the Game Of The Year.

Then Coronavirus hit!  The Colorado Springs Chess Club was closed; businesses went dark; the streets became desolate, and toilet paper can only be purchased on the dark web.  Now, I had the perfect justification for my lack of chess writing.

However, the more I thought about it; the more I realized how essential chess is to the victory over this dreaded plague.  Clearly, chess is the greatest tool for social distancing since the invention of body odor.

I have been social distancing ever since I downloaded a chess app to my phone.  I convinced myself that moving from sleeping in bed to playing chess on the couch meant I was up and being productive since, technically, I am a chess professional and any practice counts as work.  In addition, my favorite aspect of chess club is the fact that I can escape any boring social interaction with three simple words, "My opponent moved."

Unfortunately, the stay-at-home order has been extended.  Not enough people are practicing safe space.  Well, I have decided to do my part.  My plan is to resurrect the Colorado Springs Chess Club and convert more people into social distancing masters by offering online tournaments for the club.

The Colorado Springs Chess Club will try out our first online event this Sunday, April 12th at 8 pm.  You just need a free chess.com account and join the Colorado Springs Chess Club.

Stay home and play chess!

Game Of The Year


The Game Of The Year comes from a Quick-rated game given to me by LM Gunnar Andersen.  He won the 2020 Colorado Springs City Speed Chess Championship in January and became the 11th champion.  Unfortunately, the speed games are not recorded.  So, I picked the next best thing.

However, I also wanted to tell you about my best victory from last year.  It came from my encounter with the auto insurance company Progressive.  If you are just interested in the chess, then feel free to skip over my rant.

[Begin Rant]

Filing an insurance claim can be like a chess game.  You will need a lot of patience; it helps to look at all the legal moves you have and be familiar with the tactics your opponent will employ.  After all, your opponent will use all the time allowed and still not resign no matter how bad their position is.

When I was finally finished with my ordeal with Progressive, I thought I should share my experience with others.  I had spent a lot of time researching how I could beat them and wanted to record some of the things I learned just in case someone may need advice in the future.  However, coming up with a title for the blog was difficult.  I wasn't sure how much emotion to convey.

  • How To Sue An Insurance Company In Small Claims Court
  • How To Win $2,914.57
  • I Still Hate Progressive
  • Flo Blows

Finally, I just decided to make it my Game Of The Year.  After all, it was my best win of 2019 and a better payday than any chess tournament I have won.

Before I get into the details, here are the main lessons I learned:

  • Get off the phone
  • Get to court
  • Get 3 estimates

"The accident was simple," I thought.  Someone backed into my parked car on November 9, 2018.  I was not even in the vehicle at the time.  He apologized and gave me his insurance information.

I had a similar accident 10 years earlier.  I made one call to State Farm.  They said, "We are sorry, pick a repair place, and we can help with the rental."  I never had to speak to them again, and my car was restored to its previous glory.

With Progressive, the tactics started on the first call.  They will push you to use their repair place and get you in before they have to mail out the state required notice that you have a legal right to choose your own repair company in Colorado.

Then the lies will come.

The repair place I chose said, "We can submit the estimate.  Who is the insurance company?"  When I told them it was Progressive, they groaned.  But they had worked with Progressive before and emailed the company and myself the estimate within one day.  But, I heard nothing.

When I called, Progressive said, "We never got the estimate."  Now, I realized this was going to be a fight and got off the phone.  I figured it would be better to have a record of what they were saying if I needed to prove it in court.  So, I resent the estimate to them.  I had to sent it close to six times before they acknowledged it.  By this time I had filed a complaint with the Department of Insurance.

The Department of Insurance doesn't really do anything.  However, the insurance company can face a fine if they do not respond to the complaint within a certain period of time, and it does get other people involved with your case.

Finally, after months of stalling, they made an offer based on the original estimate.  They offered $1,451.63 after I emailed them that I was going to take this to small claims court.  Their low-ball offer was about $1,000 lower than the estimate.  They even lied (in writing this time) saying, "I have issued payment for the damage."  The check never arrived, and I would not have accepted it anyway.  I felt I had enough ammo for court.

It took 4 months of calls and emails for nothing.  When I threatened to sue, I got an offer.  After I filed the case, they were willing to settle.

One of the concerns I had was how to get Progressive and not the insured.  But you have to sue the insured in small claims court, and the insurance company will provide an attorney and pay the judgement.  I kept the insured informed about how I was being treated and the suit.  He was not happy, but he was willing to call Progressive and push them to settle.

I had one more chance to remove Progressive out of the loop and get my money when Judge Mathis contacted us.  I was willing to drop the small claims case and get a free trip to Chicago to be on TV, but, unfortunately, the defendant has to agree.

See image on blog

My preparation for trial was to watch A Few Good Men and Pawn Stars.  You can have representation in small claims if the defendant has an attorney, but I couldn't find an attorney willing to take my case pro bono.  So, I was just going to use what I learned about negotiation from Pawn Stars to settle before the trial.

I had filed the case for $6,890.01 by throwing in lost wages, interest, and punitive damages.  The limit for small claims cases in Colorado is $7,500.  I figured that would scare them and give me plenty of room to negotiate.  I don't think it worked.  Progressive has probably been sued a lot and knows what they are likely to lose.

The Progressive attorney contacted me the day before the trial with a revised offer.  It wasn't much higher.  So, we went to court.  The judge gives you one more chance to settle before starting trial.  I decided $3,000 was my bottom line, but Progressive wouldn't go any higher than $2,200.  I was still so mad at them that it was worth the risk to have the judge decide.

The verdict was $2,914.57.  I was pretty close and may have been right on the money except that I only got 2 estimates for the damage and the judge used the low, Progressive estimate as the third to make an average.

While things went well for me, I realized going to court is a risk.  The court can be backed up and have a back-log of cases.  Sometimes the wheels of justice grind slow.  The judges can pretty much do whatever they want.  Sometimes you get a just judge, sometimes not.

Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.

Matthew 5:25 (KJV)

[End Rant]

And now, back to an actual chess game.

LM Gunnar Andersen got the Game Of The Year thanks to good timing and an old policy I created to punish one of my chess villains.  I am the Dark Knight of Colorado Springs chess.  When the bat-signal shines bright on Tuesday night, I must swoop in and prevent any crime.

Years ago, the Penguin🐧tormented the citizens of Colorado Springs.  I banished him to Arkham asylum and offered any citizen the right to have their victory over Penguin moved to the top of the publish list.  The citizens rejoiced with the return of safety and sportsmanship.

However, the peace was short-lived when the Riddler︖ tried to wreak havoc.  The ingenious use of the bat-camera scared the Riddler︖ into hiding.  Tranquility returned to the club until the Joker's🃏cackling laughter sent shivers up the spines of everyone in the tournament hall.  Again, the Dark Knight was able to restore order.

One at a time, the villains were little match for the Caped Crusader.  Unfortunately, there has been a jailbreak and the inmates have escaped: the Penguin🐧, the Riddler︖, and the Joker🃏 are on the loose!

With LM Gunnar Andersen's new Speed crown and his ability to win chess games at lightning speed, I chose one of his quick wins as the Game Of The Year.  I call it:

The Flash🗲 vs The Penguin🐧
See diagram on blog
Black to move

Game Of The Year XVI


[Event "IHOP QUICK SEPTEMBER"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2019.09.15"]
[Round "2.1"]
[White "Whinemiller"]
[Black "Andersen, Gunnar"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B00"]
[WhiteElo "1793"]
[BlackElo "2124"]
[PlyCount "34"]
[EventDate "2019.09.15"]
[TimeControl "1440+5"]

1. e4 Na6 2. d4 c6 3. Nc3 d5 4. Nf3 dxe4 5. Nxe4 Bf5 6. Ng3 Bg6 7. Bc4 Nb4 8. Bb3 Nf6 9. O-O e6 10. a3 Nbd5 11. c4 Nb6 12. Re1 Be7 13. Be3 O-O 14. Rc1 Qc7 15. d5 Rad8 16. Bxb6 Qxb6 17. Nd4 Bc5 0-1

https://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-game-replayer.php?id=115314


The Last Week In Chess


On March 10th, the Colorado Springs Chess Club held the 2nd round of the March Swiss 90 (5SS, G/90+30).  Then the Coronavirus hit!  And life has never been the same.

Standings. March Swiss 90

# Name Rtng Rd 1 Rd 2 Tot Prize

1 Paul D Anderson 1957 W6 W4 2.0
2 Gunnar Andersen 2292 W5 D3 1.5
3 Mitchell Anderson 1969 W7 D2 1.5
4 Mark McGough 1805 W9 L1 1.0
5 Grayson Ed Harris 1599 L2 W8 1.0
6 Gabriel Frank 1350 L1 D7 0.5
7 Dean W Brown 1442 L3 D6 0.5
8 Derek Eskeldson 1368 H--- L5 0.5
9 Clinton Eads 1241 L4 H--- 0.5

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Whinemiller

Changes


Tuesday February 17, 2009

“Changes, time's making changes in my life. Rearranging, can't seem to stop the hands of time.”

F. Hannon, J. Keith, T. Luccketta, T. Skeoch, B. Wheat

I know “changes” may seem like an unoriginal theme for the start of a new year of newsletters and a blatant theft from the past political campaign.  But such is not the case.  In my defense, I would like to point out that for the past two years I was the clear originator and owner of this theme as I started my 2007 and 2008 newsletters with quotes from the Scorpions’ Wind of Change and Jimi Hendrix’s The Wind Cries Mary.

Oh, wait.  It looks like wind is the common theme there.  I guess I lost control of that change theme with that Hendrix quote.  Well, in any case, I am taking the change theme back with this year’s Tesla quote, as there are many changes going on at the Colorado Springs Chess Newsletter.

Ok, actually just one change.  During the off-season, I added the Colorado Springs Chess News Youtube Channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/cschessnews).  Hopefully, this new feature will be the start of many new improvements that demonstrate my use of this theme is not just empty rhetoric.

Footprints In The Sand


Chess has opened up a lot of doors for me.  Who knew, when I started playing chess, it would lead me into the realms of web publishing, art design, online retailing, and now chess video critic?  When I started playing chess, I was just trying to get some email to my alumni account at UCCS.

I have been following in the footsteps of LM Brian Wall.  He once told me, “Each chess game is like a footprint in the sand.  By examining them, you can see where a Master is going and where he has been” (Wisdom of Brian 1:1).

Brian has left behind a lot of tracks since May 21, 2001.  I have played over a lot of them, and they have definitely had an impact on my chess.  I started leaving my own tracks March 1, 2004 (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2004/03/the-miracle-on-wood.html).  I noticed several times our tracks crossed and became only one set of footprints.  This bothered me because it was usually when I was suffering defeat (0-6).

So, I said to Brian, “The last time I saw only one set of footprints, I got a draw (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2008/07/thunder-seven.html).  What happen?”

Brian replied, “It is because I carried you.”

Of course, Brian would cringe to hear me say, “I am following in his footsteps,” especially after looking over some of my recent games.  He would probably say, “I don’t play garbage like that!”

However, what I mean is that, as Brian has taken his chess into new frontiers, I have been inspired to use chess as a vehicle to explore new avenues.  He was publishing games online long before I was and it was his style that reassured me that someone in this class world of chess could write about chess and have it enjoyed, if not for its cutting edge theory, at least for its humor and entertainment value.  Now he has started publishing analysis through chess videos on Youtube.

I am not one to jump right into the latest fads and follow all the sheep onto Myspace and Facebook just because everyone is doing it.  I have to see the practical value.  Even when Brian started his Yahoo group, I waited about 2 years before following along when I realized it offered more spam protection than my online guest book.  But when Tim Brennan put out his classic Halloween parody video, I just couldn’t resist signing up for Youtube anymore.

I have been watching and reviewing chess videos for several days now and feel qualified to act as the authority on chess videos.  With that in mind, I would like to announce my awards for the best of 2008:

The award for best screenplay in a chess video goes to...

LM Brian Wall for his life story and commentary in Shattering The Scheveningen, Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV3rjuo0UiY).

The award for best actress in a chess video goes to...

Anthea Carson NN for her dance moves in The Crab Chess Opening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYWk2CMYpw).

The award for best actor in a chess video goes to...

Tim Brennan for his impression of the giggling grim reaper in the Halloween Gambit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzALeHw_rUU).

The award for best director in a chess video goes to...

Chris Peterson for his production, direction, and editing of Fork Trick, Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oT6QcOHj-M), which includes the famous Juliet vs. Friar Tuck game (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2004/06/juliet-vs-friar-tuck.html).

And the award for best chess video goes to...
 

Chess For Girls, mostly for inspiring this amazing piece of literature (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2005/04/chess-for-girls.html).

Game Of The Week


“Without consultation, plans are frustrated, But with many counselors they succeed.”

Proverbs 15:22 NASB

This week’s game has set the record for the most consultation I have ever done for one newsletter.  Of course, with a chess newsletter, you would think the consultation would be about the game but not in this case.

It all started after I wrote a newsletter and created a poll to find a nickname for Bill Whinemiller (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2008/07/badger-baiting-bill.html).  As is typical, the only response I got was from LM Brian Wall and the people who participated in the poll, which was anonymous.

That is until Bill started whining.  They say that it is the squeaky wheel that gets the oil, and I think Bill relies on that unfortunate fact.

For the first time in five years of publishing chess games someone asked me not to publish losses from one particular person even though I was a participant in the game or received the game from a participant.

I thought perhaps some good could come from this situation, so I made the offer to be relayed back to Bill that I would delete the poll in exchange for an effort to avoid certain offensive behaviors.

The number of people I consulted was in the double digits and the majority had experienced an offensive behavior.  It reminded me of the Cheers episode where Sam was asked if he would lose customers when he fired Diane.  Sam replied, “No, I would probably get a few back.”

Well, I thought if I go ahead with this poll, we could get a few chess players back, but if I stop writing about Bill, I know only a wheel and an oil can who will be happy.

Also, what about the other suggestions my counselors provided?  Whose advice should I take?  I don’t know if my plan improved with many advisors, but it sure did make it harder to decide what to do.  What did I decide?

Well, I decided to try and please everyone.

Most people thought I should make up my own mind, and to them, I give you my hearty thanks for not complicating my plan any further with actual advice.

Someone said I should consider it a direct hit and enjoy it.  I liked that advice and have tried to enjoy this entire process even when it seemed like a couple of people were unhappy with me.

A couple of people thought the offer was a good idea, and I would have been glad to honor it, but I never heard back.

For the one who asked for a legal disclaimer from Bill’s threats of a lawsuit, I added one below.

For the one who asked me to stop writing, I offer you six months of the year free of Bill stories (August to January).

For the one who suggested I keep expressing my first amendment rights unabridged, I give to you six months as well (February to July, when appropriate) and this tale of our last encounter:

I had been hoping not to have to face Bill over the board until this nickname issue was resolved.  After all, what would I put in the name box on the score sheet?

In the last round of the Winter Springs Open, I was paired with Paul Covington and happy to have made it though another Bill-free tournament.

However, there was a line through Paul’s name and an arrow pointing to the bye line.  Paul decided to forfeit his last game, and I had to play the person with the bye:  Bill.

My heart sank as I realized I was in for up to 6 hours of awkwardness and Jedi mind tricks.  My counselors had regaled me with stories of slamming pieces and whining about the cleanliness of opponents’ sets to force a change.

Fortunately, I was the one who was late and entertained the thought of filing a complaint about his disgusting set.  However, that would leave me open to the slamming tactic so I just grabbed a pair of latex gloves from my car to wear during the game.

The next battle focused on my captured pieces.  I was playing white so the location of the black pieces was a source of great concern for Bill.  I noticed that after he dropped his first pawn, the prisoner of war camp I established next to the clock had been raided.

In a couple more moves, a pawn exchange allowed me to test the security features of Stalag Luft III again.  This time I moved the camp behind the clock and further away from the battlefield.  Another escape!

The kommandant will be furious.  Another dropped pawn allowed me to relocate the prison camp even further behind the clock.  ESCAPE AGAIN!!!

Now the escapee will have to be sent to the cooler.  Finally, a captured bishop found itself in the corner farthest from the battlefield.  If this escapes, we will have to make a full-scale recovery effort as soon as the enemy leaves the table.

However, the surrender came, and the prisoner was returned to his homeland.  The only thing left to decide was what name to use on the score sheet.

The poll ended in a tie.  So, after all the off-season antics, I changed my vote to break the tie.  Hopefully, Bill will see his new nickname as a commentary on how his behavior comes across to others and provide incentive to better himself.

After all, it wasn’t as one-sided as I originally thought.  My counselors did provide some positive examples as well.  So, there just may be some good in him after all.

See diagram on blog
White to move

Whinemiller


[Event "Winter Springs"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2008.12.07"]
[Round "4.4"]
[White "Anderson, Paul"]
[Black "Weihmiller, Bill"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "A22"]
[WhiteElo "1962"]
[BlackElo "1851"]
[PlyCount "39"]
[EventDate "2008.12.06"]

1. c4 Nf6 2. Nc3 e5 3. e3 c6 4. Nf3 d6 5. Qc2 Bg4 6. b3 Na6 7. a3 Be7 8. Bb2
O-O 9. b4 Nd7 10. h3 Bh5 11. Bd3 Nf6 12. Ng5 h6 13. Nh7 e4 14. Nxf6+ Bxf6 15.
Bxe4 d5 16. cxd5 cxd5 17. Bxd5 Qe7 18. Bb3 Rac8 19. g4 Nc7 20. gxh5 1-0


 

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This Week In Chess


On February 10th, the CSCC had 8 members in attendance.  Most of the group played in the first half of the USCF-rated Cabin Fever Reliever (4SS, G30).  Since this event last 2 weeks, there is still time to join in for the conclusion.  Here are the current standings:

Score Player

2.0 Paul Anderson
2.0 Mitch Anderson
1.0 Tikila Nichols
1.0 Buck Buchanan
0.0 Dean Brown
0.0 Kathy Schneider

In January, the CSCC held the 2009 Poor Richard's Bookstore January Open.  Here are the prize winners:

1st Place : Mitch Anderson- $60.00
2nd Place Tie+U1860 Section: Brian Wall, Anthea Carson- $27.50 each
U1500 Section 3 way tie: Jerry Maier, Danielle Rice, Fred Spell - $7.00 each

POINTLESS REMINDER

By Liz Wood [who sent the announcement before the event, but I failed to publish the newsletter in time]


February 14, 2009

A Valentine Tournament --- An Open One-Day Rated Chess Tournament5SS, G/30 TD 5

Location: at the Daily Grind, 209 S. Union, Pueblo (take 1st Street exit, three blocks to Union; Union & D Street)
Registration 9:00-9:45, Rounds 10, 11:15, 12:30, 2:30, 3:45.
Entry fee: $20; Sr, Jr, Unr $15; CSCA & USCF required, OSA. Pre-registration entry fee: $15, which must be paid at the time of pre-registration. Cash prizes based on entry fees will be distributed at the conclusion of the event. Final round byes must be requested before the start of Round 2, and are irrevocable.

For further information, contact Liz Wood, chessliz@comcast.net ( 719-566-6929 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              719-566-6929      end_of_the_skype_highlighting) or Jerry Meier, (719-660-5531 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              719-660-5531      end_of_the_skype_highlighting) Send pre-registrations to: Jerry Maier at 229 Hargrove Court, Colorado Springs CO 80919-2213 or pmjer77@aim.com by February 12th.

2009 Pikes Peak Open Tournament Announcement

By Jerry Maier


Tournament Announcement

August 1-2, Manitou Springs: PIKES PEAK OPEN

5-SS, Rds: 1-3 40/90 and G/1; Rds: 4-5 40/2 and G/1. Manitou Springs City Hall, 606 Manitou Ave. One open section. EF: $30 if rec’d by July 30, $35 at site. $8 EF discount for juniors, seniors, unrated. CSCA required, ($15, jrs & srs 10), OSA. Cash prizes per entries. Registration: 8:30 - 9:30 AM. Rds: 10:00 AM, 2:30 PM, 7:00 PM; 9:00 AM, 3:00 PM. Entries to: Jerry Maier, 229 Hargrove Court, Colorado Springs CO 80919. Phone (719) 660-5531 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (719) 660-5531      end_of_the_skype_highlighting or e-mail pmjer77@aim.com . COLORADO TOUR EVENT.

Upcoming Events


2/17 Cabin Fever Reliever continues, CSCC
2/19 February 2009 G/29 Series Event, WCA
2/21 Casual chess at Agia Sophia coffee house, 2902 W Colorado, 8:00 PM, CSCC
2/24 Fischer - Random tournament, CSCC
2/28 USAFA Quads #7, CSCC
3/3 Speed Tournament, CSCC

For event details and additional events, see the following websites:

Colorado Springs Chess Club: CSCC (http://springschess.org/)
Boulder Chess Club: BCC (http://www.geocities.com/boulderchessclub/)
Colorado State Chess Association: CSCA (http://colorado-chess.com/)
Wyoming Chess Association: WCA (http://www.wyomingchess.com/)
Kansas Chess Association: KCA (http://www.kansaschess.org/)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Badger-Baiting Bill

Game Of The Week


It is funny where inspiration comes from.  I was reading one of LM Brian Wall’s latest emails when I ran across the proverb:

“But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.”

Proverbs 1:25-26 (KJV)

For some reason I find it comforting that wisdom is personified as laughing at other people’s foolishness.  I guess I can relate.

My son’s current favorite TV show is Wipeout, a reality game show about foolish people trying to complete impossibly hard obstacle courses just to laugh at their wipeouts.

My wife asks us, “How can you watch that stuff? They are just making fun of those people.”

We just look at each other and say, “Because it is funny.”

Of course, the participants are trying to win money and know they will be on television so they are willing participants in the entertainment.  But a lot of comedy seems to come from people making mistakes, whether accidental or intentional.  Slipping on the banana peel is a classic.  It just seems to be part of human nature to be pleased when your enemies fail.

“The righteous see and are glad, And the innocent mock them, Saying, 'Truly our adversaries are cut off, And their abundance the fire has consumed.'”

Job 22:19-20 (NASB)

I guess that is why I was pleased to receive the news that Bill Whinemiller had lost to David Meliti.  

See diagram on blog
Black to move

Of the two, one would think that David would be my adversary as he has 2 wins against me (in 8 tries) this summer, both of which include me dropping my queen in an embarrassing fashion.  He always fights hard and never gives in, even though I have often had a winning position early in the game.

Trying to finish a game against David is like trying to pull a badger out of its den.  That is, of course, if the game of badger-baiting had a clock on it that used delay and the delay countdown showed in the display first and only when it finished the countdown did it display your actual time giving you the false impression that you only had five seconds left if you happened to glance over at an inopportune time.  That is why I have started writing “Lord Brocktree” in the name box on the score sheet when I play David now.

However, despite the fact that I haven’t played Bill Whinemiller since before any of my Meliti games, we have a longer adversarial history together.  I am also 6-2 against Bill, which dates back to July 2004.

It all started when Linda Rondstadt was kicked out of a concert and Whinemiller tried to mock her by singing “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue.”  When I corrected him that the song was Crystal Gayle’s, he set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof.

In typical Cliff Clavin fashion where Prehensile Isotonic Geometrics has meaning, he fired back with his little known facts about how Linda Rondstadt often covers this song on her albums.  When I asked for the name of just one Rondstadt album that had the song, I enjoyed the sound of crickets chirping as I gave him ample time to make one up.

Our relationship went down hill from there. I was trying to think of what nickname I could give Whinemiller and recalled how Jesus referred to Herod:

“And he said unto them, Go ye, and tell that fox, Behold, I cast out devils, and I do cures to day and to morrow, and the third day I shall be perfected”

Luke 13:32 (KJV)

However, we already have a fox in the Colorado Springs chess scene, so I would have to come up with something original.  I wanted something that would stick so I scoured my past Game Of The Week articles and LM Brian Wall emails to get some ideas.

Here are the top 10 nickname ideas for Bill Whinemiller.  I will leave it up to the Yahoo Group to make the choice and announce the winner at the beginning of next year.

So, if you haven’t joined the Yahoo Group yet, now is the time.  Only members can vote in the secret ballot poll.  One person from my preview audience has already submitted a vote, “LOL! That's great! I think my favorite and most fitting is Whinemiller.”

Nickname created: Blue Bayou Bill

Nickname created: Loser

Nickname created: Mr. Bill

Nickname created: Monty

Nickname created: Bad Luck Bill

Nickname created: Miss Rotten-miller

Nickname created: Whinemiller

Focaccia (http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/BrianWallChess/message/2251).
Nickname created: Weighmiller

Little Richard's - The Quiet Man (http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/BrianWallChess/message/2265).
Nickname created: Tributarymiller

Weihmiller mates Wily Wall with the Weihmiller French (http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/BrianWallChess/message/2642).
Nickname created: Why Miller, Biller? (published in How To Play Chess Like An Animal!)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the game.  Here is Whinemiller getting the wrong end of the badger.  I’ll let David Meliti explain how Whinemiller ended up losing this one:

“I just got back from the Kansas Open.  But yes, I do have a game for your newsletter.  As black last Wednesday I played the Scandinavian against Bill Weihmiller. It had a thriller ending.  Both sides got into a time scramble and notation stopped.  I won when white made a bad move with less than 30 sec on his clock.  I still had about a minute.”

Badger-Baiting Bill


[Event "Poor Richard's July"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2008.07.16"]
[Round "3.2"]
[White "Weihmiller, Bill"]
[Black "Meliti, David"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B01"]
[WhiteElo "1820"]
[BlackElo "1884"]
[PlyCount "71"]
[EventDate "2008.07.02"]

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 Nbd7 7. h3 Bh5 8.
a3 e6 9. Be3 c6 10. O-O Bd6 11. b4 Qc7 12. Na4 Nd5 13. c4 Nf4 14. Nc5 Nf6 15.
Rc1 Bxc5 16. bxc5 Nxe2+ 17. Qxe2 Qa5 18. Bf4 O-O 19. Qe3 Bxf3 20. Qxf3 Rfd8 21.
Be5 Ne8 22. Rfd1 Rd7 23. Rd3 f6 24. Bf4 Rad8 25. Rcd1 Qa4 26. Qg4 Qxc4 27. d5
f5 28. Qg5 Nf6 29. Rd4 Qxc5 30. Be5 Nxd5 31. Bxg7 Kf7 32. Be5 Ke8 33. Rh4 Qf8
34. Rh6 Qf7 35. Rd4 Nc7 36. Rdh4 0-1



This Week In Chess


On July 22nd, the CSCC had 9 members in attendance.  Most of the participants played in the double, round robin, bughouse tournament (G5).

Bughouse is a chess variant where a two-man team, playing opposite colors on two separate boards, challenges another two-man team, and one partner can use the other’s captured pieces.  Therefore, once one partner captures a piece, the other partner can now drop that piece onto any vacant square (as long as it is not a pawn onto the eighth rank) of his board in lieu of making a regular move.  The partners can advise each other regarding moves or captures, and either partner can win to gain the point for the team.

The team of Alice and Ralph Kramden (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2005/03/too-many-cooks.html) reunited to play bughouse and steamrolled the field going undefeated.  Here are the results:

Score Team

6.0 Paul Anderson & Renae Delaware
4.0 Ken Dail & Dean Brown
2.0 Buck Buchanan & Kathy Schneider
0.0 John Lee & Doug Pua

On July 23rd, the CSCC held the fourth round of the Poor Richard's Bookstore July Open.  Here are the current standings:

Score Player

4.0 Brian Wall
3.0 M Paul Covington
3.0 Bill Whinemiller
2.5 David Meliti
2.5 Anthea Carson
2.5 Joseph T Fromme
2.5 Kenneth W Dail
2.0 Timothy Brennan
2.0 Alejandro Isaac Torres
2.0 Dean Brown
2.0 Gerard Sunderland
2.0 Thomas Mullikin
1.5 Michael Joseph Wokurka
1.5 Fred Eric Spell
1.5 Isaac Martinez
1.5 Gary Frenzel
1.5 Kristin Colette Meliti
1.0 Danielle Rice
1.0 Gerald Maier
1.0 Sarah Cantwell
1.0 Tara Martinez
0.5 Reece Cantwell

Results from Pueblo Open

By Liz Wood


The Second Annual Pueblo Open One-Day Rated Chess Tournament 2008 sported 18 participants (including Dean Brown, the House Player), ranging from rating 1859 to 822.  As per most of Pueblo’s tourneys, the weather was designed to play chess.  The Daily Grind bent over backwards, as always, to make the tournament a success.

Igor Melnykov 1859 4.5 1st prize, $80
Scott Massey 1783 4.0 2nd prize, $65
Chris Clevenger 1836 3.5 Tied 3rd prize, $27.50
Shaun Macmillan 1835 3.5 Tied 3rd prize, $27.50
David Meliti 1810 3.0
Scott Nichols 1790 3.0
Joe Fromme 1676 3.0 Tied U1700, $15
Josh Divine 1656 3.0 Tied U1700, $15
Larry Wutt 1849 2.5
Joe Pahk 1584 2.0
Istvan Homyak 1535 2.0
Tom Mullikin 1321 2.0 Tied U1400, $10
Joe Stafford 1226 2.0 Tied U1400, $10
Liz Wood 1087 2.0 Tied U1400, $10
Michael Wokurka 1488 1.5
Gary Frenzel 1096 1.5
Kathy Schneider 822 1.0
Dean Brown 1543 House Player

Winter Springs Open Announcement

By Buck Buchanan


Here is a tournament announcement for the Winter Springs Open.

*************************************************

TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

December 6-7, Manitou Springs: Winter Springs Open

4-SS, 40/2 and G/1, Masonic Lodge, 455 El Paso Blvd, Manitou Springs. 3 Sections: June (open to all), July (U1800), August (U1400). Entry fee $30 if rec’d by 12/4, $35 at site. $8 off EF for Juniors, Seniors, Unrated. Cash prizes per entries. Register 8:30 - 9:30, rds schedule 10, 4; 9, 3. Entries to Richard Buchanan, 844 B Prospect Place, Manitou Springs CO 80829. Phone (719) 685-1984 or e-mail buckpeace@pcisys.net . CSCA membership required ($15, 10 for juniors/seniors), OSA. Colorado Tour Event.

Upcoming Events


7/29 G/15 tournament, CSCC
7/30 Poor Richard's Bookstore July Open Final Round, CSCC
8/2-3 Pikes Peak Open, CSCA
8/5 Speed tournament, CSCC
8/6,13,20,27 Poor Richard's Bookstore August Open, CSCC
8/12 Thematic: 4-SS, G/15, not rated. Sicilian Grand Prix Attack. After 1 e4 c5 White develops with Nc3, Bc4, f4, d3, etc., CSCC

For event details and additional events, see the following websites:

Colorado Springs Chess Club: CSCC (http://springschess.org/)
Boulder Chess Club: BCC (http://www.geocities.com/boulderchessclub/)
Colorado State Chess Association: CSCA (http://colorado-chess.com/)
Wyoming Chess Association: WCA (http://www.wyomingchess.com/)
Kansas Chess Association: KCA (http://www.kansaschess.org/)
New Mexico Chess Organization: NMCO (http://www.nmchess.org/)

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Miracle Matthew

Game Of The Week


Last week, I complained about not having enough chess games to choose from for the Game Of The Week column.  I guess you have to be careful about what you complain about.  This week I had a deluge of offers (mostly from LM Brian Wall).

I could have chosen the next episode in the ongoing border dispute between Larry Wutt and LM Brian Wall entitled, “Not On My Watch!”  Larry plays the migrant worker who repeatedly tries to cross the 1900 barrier guarded by the Wall.  Brian plays a legislator whose main weapon is to mock Larry with disparaging nicknames on his score sheet, based on the fact that Wutt and What sound exactly the same.

I could have used the story about my wife trying to remember Larry’s name at Subway.

Linda says, “Who was that guy you wrote the article (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2008/04/two-roads.html) about?”

Paul says, “Wutt.”

Linda elaborates, “That guy we were talking to this morning?”

Paul says, “Wutt.”

Linda frustratingly utters, “The guy with the leg cramps!”

Paul says, “Wutt.”

Linda relents, “Oh, never mind.”

Of course, if I had chosen that game then I wouldn’t be able to tell the story of Anthea Carson’s NN's win over Bill Whinemiller.  Then I could have drawn the comparison of these two to the classic Swiss novel, “Heidi.”  Anthea N is orphaned as the only girl in the open section against 4 mountainous peaks of the Certified Class A world.  Her battles with Bill over the past year are reminiscent of Heidi’s clashing repeatedly with the strict housekeeper Miss Rottenmeier.

Knowing Bill’s fastidious nature, Tim Brennan wanted to set up his grimy set at their table when neither of them showed up on time for their game, giving the psychological edge to Anthea N.

In addition, Anthea N pulled out the atomic bomb of psychological weapons when instead of paying attention to the game she took a page from my wife’s fashion book and braided her hair Heidi-style, only sporadically turning to the board to say, “I think I'll put my horsey here.”

This frustrated Bill’s game plan so much that he found himself down 3 points with only 65 seconds left in the game.  Of course, a lot can happen in 65 seconds.  The final blow came when Anthea N preempted the end of the game to go see a movie.

However, I figured I couldn’t have chosen this game either as my son knocked off the number 1 seed in the community section.  He seems to have a knack for upsets.

In the first year of our football pool, he picked so many upsets that he earned the nickname “Miracle Matthew.”


Now, in 2008 another upset.  Well, maybe not.  It turns out that the seeding of the community section was based on age and not ability.  But he did beat the oldest guy in the section, so here is the game anyway.

See diagram on blog
Black to move

Miracle Matthew


[Event "Bobby Fischer Memorial"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2008.05.03"]
[Round "2.5"]
[White "Wells, Roy"]
[Black "Anderson, Matthew"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "D13"]
[PlyCount "48"]
[EventDate "2008.05.03"]

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. cxd5 cxd5 4. Nf3 e6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. e3 Nc6 7. Bd3 Bb4 8. O-O
O-O 9. Re1 Qd6 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 Re8 12. Qc2 e5 13. dxe5 Nxe5 14. Nxe5 Rxe5
15. h3 Bxh3 16. gxh3 Rg5+ 17. Kf1 Qh2 18. Ke2 Rg2 19. Rf1 Qxh3 20. Bb2 Ng4 21.
c4 Re8 22. Bf5 Qxe3+ 23. Kd1 Nxf2+ 24. Rxf2 Qe1# 0-1



This Week In Chess


On April 29th, the CSCC had 11 members in attendance.  The main event was a Fischer-Random, Swiss tournament (G15).  In each round, the pawns started in their regular position.  However, the roll of a die determined the set-up of the pieces.  Of course, a couple of rules helped keep the game close to standard chess; the bishops had to be on opposite colors, and the king had to be between the rooks.  Castling was accomplished with the standard rules and into the normal position, but the king and rook could start from almost any other back rank square.  Here are the results:

Score Player

4.0 Paul Anderson
3.0 Dean Brown
2.0 Buck Buchanan
2.0 David Meliti
2.0 Jeff Fox
2.0 Ken Dail
0.5 Kristin Meliti
0.5 Joe Fromme

Upcoming Events


5/6 Speed tournament, CSCC
5/7,14,21,28 Poor Richard's Bookstore May Open, CSCC
5/7 May 2008 G/29 Grand Prix Event, BCC
5/10 Western Colorado Open, CSCA
5/13 Bughouse tournament, CSCC
5/17 DCC May Flowers Tour Event, CSCA

For event details and additional events, see the following websites:

Colorado Springs Chess Club: CSCC (http://springschess.org/)
Boulder Chess Club: BCC (http://www.geocities.com/boulderchessclub/)
Colorado State Chess Association: CSCA (http://colorado-chess.com/)
Wyoming Chess Association: WCA (http://www.wyomingchess.com/)
Kansas Chess Association: KCA (http://www.kansaschess.org/)
New Mexico Chess Organization: NMCO (http://www.nmchess.org/)

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

What Good Luck!

Game Of The Week


This weekend I played in the Pikes Peak Open.  There were some good things about it, and there were some bad things about it.  I was reminded of a book I enjoyed as a child called, “What good luck! What bad luck!”

Each page of the story alternates between the good and bad things that happen to the protagonist.  At one point, the main character is falling from the sky because his parachute didn’t open (bad luck).  Then the next page starts, “What good luck, he is falling right towards a haystack.”   Of course, the next page is the bad news, “What bad luck, there is a pitchfork in the haystack.”

My tournament was like that.  What good luck, I get a forfeit win in the first round.

What bad luck, I decided not to bring anything to do if I had a break and had to wait an hour before getting the win.

What good luck, the music headphones ban is lifted and I have my mp3 player with me.

What bad luck, I didn’t charge it the night before.

What good luck, Andy Rea fails to capitalize on a huge attack on my king.

What bad luck, I lose a drawn rook ending to him over the course of 5 hours.

What good luck, Shaun MacMillan rushes a b4 move giving my knight and rook killer positions.

What bad luck, I decided to trade both the knight and rook for a drawn rook ending, which I lose over the course of 6 hours.

However, my game with Bill Whinemiller was different.  I got everything I wanted in the opening, sacrificed a piece to keep my attack alive, and finished the game on an exclamation point!  There wasn’t any down side, unless you consider getting paired with Bill the bad luck.

See diagram on blog
White to move

What Good Luck!


[Event "Pikes Peak Open"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2007.08.11"]
[Round "2.4"]
[White "Anderson, Paul"]
[Black "Weihmiller, Bill"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "A16"]
[WhiteElo "1884"]
[BlackElo "1757"]
[PlyCount "53"]
[EventDate "2007.08.11"]

1. c4 Nf6 2. Nc3 g6 3. Nf3 Bg7 4. e3 O-O 5. d4 d6 6. Bd3 c6 7. Qc2 Na6 8. a3
Nc7 9. b3 Re8 10. Bb2 d5 11. Ne5 Ng4 12. Nxg4 Bxg4 13. h3 Be6 14. g4 Qd7 15. f4
Qd6 16. c5 Qd8 17. O-O-O b5 18. Ne2 a5 19. Rdg1 Bc8 20. h4 f6 21. h5 e5 22.
Bxg6 hxg6 23. Qxg6 Qe7 24. h6 Ne6 25. hxg7 Nxg7 26. Rh7 exf4 27. Rxg7+ 1-0



This Week In Chess


Tuesday August 14, 2007

On August 7th, the CSCC had 14 members in attendance.  In the USCF-rated ladder games (G60), Josh Bloomer blanked Mike Filppu and Kale Duncan dunked Tom Mullikin.

The rest of the participants played in a double round robin, blitz tournament (G5).  Here are the results:

Player Score

Paul Anderson 6.0
Mike Makinney 3.5
Jerry Maier 2.5
Ashley Swendsen 0.0

Correction


Last week I reported "In the USCF-rated ladder game (G60), Jerry Maier might have gotten the win over Tom Mullikin."  However, the truth of the matter is that Tom Mullikin managed to come back and get the win over Jerry Maier.  My apologies to Tom for assuming he was out of that Mullikin magic.


Pikes Peak Open Standings

By Buck Buchanan


Below is the standings crosstable of the Pikes Peak Open, played in Manitou Springs last weekend.  I will try to get a games selection out by September 1.

Player Score Place $

Renard Anderson 4.0 1st $73.00
Brian Wall 4.0 1st $73.00
Jim Hamblin 4.0 1st $73.00
Shaun MacMillan 4.0 U2000 $80.00
Andy Rea 3.5
Larry Wutt 3.5
DuWayne Langseth 3.5
Josh Divine 3.5 U1800 $70.00
Alex Cacas 3.0
Bill Whinemiller 3.0
Scott Massey 3.0
Mike Filppu 3.0
Paul Anderson 2.5
Kenneth Doykos 2.5
Tim Brennan 2.5
Gordon Randall 2.5
Ted Doykos 2.5
Gary Bagstad 2.0
Anthea Carson 2.0
Joe Fromme 2.0
Darin Lunderman 2.0 U1600 $20.00
Fred Eric Spell 2.0 U1600 $20.00
Rhett Langseth 2.0 U1600 $20.00
Tom Mullikin 2.0 U1300 $20.00
Cynthia Langseth 2.0 U1300 $20.00
Matthew Dinsdale 1.5
Bryan Castle 1.5
Ryan McCardell 1.0
Jerry Maier 1.0
Gary Frenzel 1.0

Casual Chess Night

By Renae Delaware


Hello Everyone,

Hope to see you there!

When: Saturday, August 18th at 8pm
Where: Agia Sofia Coffee Shop & Bookstore, 2902 W. Colorado Ave 80904.
Located on the NW corner of Colorado & 29th (directly west of the firestation) 719-632-3322
Who: Anyone! Just be sure to bring your own sets & clocks!

Please remember to support them if you're able to! Thank you!

Renae

Upcoming Events


8/14 Ladder games, CSCC
8/14 Fort Collins 2nd Tuesday August, CSCC
8/15,22,29 Poor Richard's Book Store August Open Final Rounds, CSCC
8/18 Casual Chess, Agia Sophia coffee house, 2902 W Colorado, 8 PM, CSCC
8/21 Quads: 3-RR, G/30 for USCF rated sections, others G/20, CSCC
8/25 CU Rapid V, BCC

Colorado Springs Chess Club: CSCC (http://springschess.org/)
Denver Chess Club: DCC (http://www.denverchessclub.org/)
Boulder Chess Club: BCC (http://www.geocities.com/boulderchessclub/)
Colorado State Chess Association: CSCA (http://colorado-chess.com/)
Wyoming Chess Association: WCA (http://www.wyomingchess.com/)
Kansas Chess Association: KCA (http://www.kansaschess.org/)

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Close Shave

Game Of The Week


This week’s game comes from the club event.  After the controversy from last week, I don’t think either my opponent or myself were eager to play each other this week.  But in a round robin tournament, there is little hope that you won’t be paired together.

Now we had to go through the formalities of meeting face to face in the public arena with one of us as the clear victor and the other as the vanquished.

It reminded me of the scene from Patton where the diminutive Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery leads his measly band of bagpipers into the town of Messina only to find General George S. Patton Jr. and the entire US Army’s marching band had beaten him.

Stunned by the overwhelming defeat, Monty offers the obligatory salute to Patton with the words, “Don’t smirk Patton, I shan’t kiss you.”  Patton returns the salute and replies, “Pity, ‘cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.”

Of course, the whole encounter would have been perfect if only I had recorded the game.  There was still the chance I could recreate it, but I would need to find a board quickly.  With the club sets unavailable that evening, I told Anthea NN my dilemma, and she seemed eager to see if I could replay the game from memory and in reverse.  She let me use one of Renae’s sets, and I went to work.

I was surprised to find that my endeavor was a source of interest for many people, especially the girls.  I felt like a young Elvis as ALL the girls at the club (except one) hovered over the board until the very last move.

However, I guess the attraction had more to do with my mental prowess than my clean-shaven, good looks as they both left immediately after the board was packed up.

See diagram on blog
Black to move

Close Shave


[Event "CSCC Round Robin"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2007.05.22"]
[Round "4.2"]
[White "Whinemiller, Bill"]
[Black "Anderson, Paul"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "A06"]
[WhiteElo "1738"]
[BlackElo "1889"]
[PlyCount "34"]
[EventDate "2007.05.22"]

1. Nf3 d5 2. d3 g6 3. g3 Bg7 4. Bg2 c6 5. c3 Nh6 6. O-O O-O 7. d4 Nd7 8. Bf4
Re8 9. Qd2 Nf5 10. g4 Nd6 11. Bxd6 exd6 12. Re1 Nf6 13. Qf4 Bxg4 14. Nbd2 Qd7
15. a4 Nh5 16. Qg5 h6 17. Qh4 Bf6 0-1



This Week In Chess


Tuesday May 29, 2007

On May 22, the CSCC had 16 members in attendance.  In the USCF-rated ladder game (G90), Josh Bloomer bludgeoned Anthea Carson and Tom Mullikin massacred Jerry Maier.

The rest of the participants played in a single, round robin tournament (G15).  Here are the results:

Player Score

Jason Caldwell 5.0
Paul Anderson 4.0
Joe Pahk 3.0
Gerry Sunderland 2.0
Bill Whinemiller 1.0
Dave 0.0

Durango's Big Chess Tournament!

By Damian Nash


Hey Colorado Springs Players!  Durango's big chess tournament of the year is happening the weekend of June 2nd and 3rd.  Quick chess Friday evening at the Recreation Center, followed by a Saturday tournament for young people and a Saturday/Sunday tournament for experienced players.  USCF Rated with big prizes.  A beautiful venue.  If you want to get to Durango this year for chess, this is the best season and your big opportunity.   

Hope to see you here!

New Photos From Territory Days!

By Fred Eric Spell


New photos on the Yahoo! Group by Fred Eric Spell at:

http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/cs_chess/

Upcoming Events


5/29 G/15 tournament: 4-SS, CSCC
5/30 Poor Richard's Book Store May Open Final Round, CSCC
6/2-3 David Reynolds Memorial, CSCA
6/5 Speed tournament, CSCC
6/6,13,20,27 Poor Richard's Book Store June Open, CSCC
6/9-10 Southern Colorado Open, CSCA

Colorado Springs Chess Club: CSCC (http://springschess.org/)
Denver Chess Club: DCC (http://www.denverchessclub.org/)
Boulder Chess Club: BCC (http://www.geocities.com/boulderchessclub/)
Colorado State Chess Association: CSCA (http://colorado-chess.com/)
Wyoming Chess Association: WCA (http://www.wyomingchess.com/)

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Most Controversial Game Ever Published!

Game Of The Week


If you don’t belong to the CSCN Yahoo! Group, you will have to read the rest of this to understand the following two articles.  Then they might make a little more sense…maybe.

The controversy started as the team event was winding down.  Of course, it is important to note that this was not a typical team event.  Actually, it was the club’s attempt to promote a little known chess variant where “2 partners alternate moves without consultation.”

The lack of popularity for this variant is evident by the fact that the name is somewhat of a mystery.  The club has tested this event 3 times now.  Twice, it had the description “team” (2/22/05 and 05/15/07). Once, it was referred to as “tandem” (4/11/06).

Neither name is really appropriate, as the club already has a team event, where partners play their own games but combine their scores, and the more popular use of tandem chess is for a bughouse variant.

Of course, this week’s controversy has probably only helped to put one of the final nails in the coffin of this game.  The other nails being the lack of a decent name and the equally mysterious rules about what the legal ramifications of the phrase “without consultation” means.  If you don’t have a panel of Supreme Court Justices handy, you could run across the same controversy we had.  So, I assembled a panel of judges from the Yahoo! Group to hear the case and settle the controversy. 

Here is how it went:

Since the final game of the Team event ended in controversy and the only permanent record of the results will be the CSCN archives, you get to choose how it gets recorded for posterity.

With seconds left on both teams' clocks, chaos ensues as multiple players move pieces out of turn, players fail to hit the clock, and the constant refrain of "Is it my turn?" echoes throughout the playing hall.  Amidst the turmoil, Joe Pahk (black), in a sportsmanlike gesture, asks for a ruling about whether he can offer a draw, receives approval, and offers the white team a draw.

Charles Martin and Paul Anderson (white) stare blankly at each other as precious seconds tick away. Finally, Paul Anderson jumps in with a "We accept!”  Charles makes his move, Bill Whinemiller (black) disputes the draw and moves, and white goes on to run out of time.  Now you be the judge.

CHOICES AND RESULTS-

  1. Since Joe Pahk offered a draw to the white team and Paul Anderson accepted it, it should be a draw., 1 votes, 20.00%-
  2. Since Bill Whinemiller wasn't consulted about the draw offer before Joe Pahk made it and white ran out of time, it should be a win for black., 1 votes, 20.00%-
  3. Since Bill Whinemiller is such a troublemaker, it should be a win for white just to spite him., 3 votes, 60.00%

I was pleasantly surprised by the results.  Clearly the first two choices were the legitimate ones, but I couldn’t help myself from throwing in a silly winning scenario as well.  It is nice to know that in the court of public opinion, I won.

But, in all honesty, I wasn’t going to change the result, and it wasn’t even my joke.  The credit goes to Joe Pahk who was nice enough to lighten the mood after the game with the comment, “Now, you’re not going to claim the win on your website are you?”

I thought, “Well, I can do the next best thing and pretend to and see what kind of reaction I get.”  There is nothing like a little controversy to spark some involvement from my mostly silent readers.

Of course, the only meaningful input was that of the tournament director, Dean Brown.  I recently had the chance to direct a Redemption Trading Card Game tournament and have a greater appreciation for the role of TD.  It is not an easy job and doesn’t pay well (if at all), but without it there would be no tournament to play in.

So, I respect Dean’s decision and hope that I can make his job an easy one, as I have always enjoyed his tireless commitment to the chess community (Thanks Dean!).

Also, the game has no importance (no money, no title, no rating) to make a fuss over other than perhaps as something humorous to fill a chess column.

In the words of Solomon:

“’Meaningless! Meaningless!’ says the Teacher. ‘Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.’”

Ecclesiastes 1:2

But don’t tell Bill, I still like him to think it is controversial.

See diagram on blog
White to move

The Most Controversial Game Ever Published!


[Event "CSCC Team"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2007.05.15"]
[Round "3.1"]
[White "Anderson-Martin"]
[Black "Weihmiller-Pahk"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B27"]
[WhiteElo "3256"]
[BlackElo "3287"]
[PlyCount "63"]
[EventDate "2007.05.15"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. a3 Nc6 5. Bc4 e5 6. d3 d6 7. Ng5 Nh6 8. h3 O-O
9. Nd5 Nd4 10. Be3 Ne6 11. Qd2 Nd4 12. Nf3 Nxf3+ 13. gxf3 Qh4 14. O-O-O Bd7 15.
Bg5 Qh5 16. Nf6+ Bxf6 17. Bxf6 b5 18. Bd5 Rae8 19. Bg5 Kg7 20. Rdg1 Be6 21. Bc6
Rb8 22. f4 exf4 23. Qxf4 f6 24. Bxh6+ Qxh6 25. Qxh6+ Kxh6 26. f4 Rb6 27. Bd5
Bxd5 28. exd5 f5 29. Rg3 Re8 30. Kd2 Rb7 31. Rhg1 Rbe7 32. R1g2 0-1



This Week In Chess


Tuesday May 22, 2007

On May 15, the CSCC had 11 members in attendance.  The main event was a team, single round-robin tournament (G15).  The teams were made up of 2 partners who had to alternate moves without consultation.  Here are the results:

Team Score

Joe Pahk & Bill Whinemiller 3.0
Paul Anderson & Charles Martin 2.0
Buck Buchanan & Marco Calderon 1.0
Jason Caldwell & Ken Micklich 0.0

Comments From Email


Dean Wm Brown, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:16 PM

Paul Anderson mentioned his three games listed on the ChessBase database.  Curious, I researched that database to see if any of my games merited worldwide listing.  Proving the "Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut" theory, of my thousands of rated and correspondance games, 6 showed up in the database (2 wins, 2 draws, 2 loses):

Brown,D-Knudson,John, 1992, ASPCC corr, eco:C02 0-1
KnudsonJohn-Brown,Dean, 1995, ASPCC corr, eco:C21, 0-1
Brown,Dean-Toomey,Terrance, 1997, Albuquerque Open, eco:C01, 1-0
Brown,Dean-Anderson,RobertL, 1999, NW CO Open, eco:B06, 1/2-1/2
Cohen,Peter-Brown,Dean, 1999, Winter Springs Open, eco:A22, 1/2-1/2
Rubi,Aaron-Brown,Dean, 1999, Winter Springs Open, eco:C34, 1-0

Either Chessbase has been more selctive in their games this century or my qulaity has suffered since 1999...none of my games have been listed since.

[Comment is about this newsletter: https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2007/05/once-bitten.html ] 

Ray Fourzan, El Paso, TX, Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:16 PM

I can't wait until I get a chance to come up to Colorado to play in one of your tournaments.  They look like fun.  Unfortunately, that's all I can do right now, just wait.  Oh well, keep up the good work with your newsletter.  I really enjoy reading it.  Ray Fourzan (ps. I am especially waiting for a tournament in Pueblo.)

Mr. Bill Announces His New Chess Column!

By Bill Whinemiller


Monday, May 21, 2007 9:34 PM

"Actually, Joe asked Dean whether he could offer a draw and was told 'if the players agree.'  To me, that meant he couldn't offer a draw without asking me first.  Then he says 'Do you want a draw?' to the other team.  If you say yes, he still has to come to me to see if WE are offering a draw.  It was a time trouble situation.  I was busy analyzing, but had no role in whatever the rest of you were wondering about.  I was to move next (Joe already had moved).  I understand losing is very annoying in time trouble, BUTN THE BOARD, I FELT WE HAD A WIN.  So when it finally got around to me, I DIDN'T want a draw.  Good thing.  We won.  So sorry.

I guess I've got to start a column so I can fabricate controversies when I lose.

There wasn't any controversy, Paul.  We won.  The rule of this team format was that we weren't supposed to consult.  Which doesn't mean I need to appreciate your efforts to confuse the junior member of my team.  Sportsmanship lessons from someone who will try to win Championship games on time ...When he's a Queen, a Rook, a Bishop and a Pawn down!  It takes class to resign and it takes class to admit you've lost when you're beaten.  By the way, Joe played well in this tournament."

Just When You Thought Mr. Bill Was Done!

By Bill Whinemiller


Tuesday, May 22, 2007 12:42 AM

"Besides, if your partner's still moving, you guys haven't even agreed to accept the bad offer!"

Upcoming Events


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5/23,30 Poor Richard's Book Store May Open Final Rounds, CSCC
5/26 DCC Denker/Polgar Fundraiser, DCC
5/26-28 Territory Days. Play in club booth in Bancroft Park. Register with Buck. Dress “Western.”, CSCC
5/29 G/15 tournament: 4-SS, CSCC
6/2-3 David Reynolds Memorial, CSCA

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Loser's Privilege

Game Of The Week


This week’s game was an easy one to choose.  First, it comes from someone other than me.  Second, it comes from the event at the club this week.  Third, it comes from someone who had a loss published by me earlier.

When I started publishing chess games, I made a promise to the losers that I would use a game of their choice to compensate them for having had to endure getting a loss published.  I have had at least one person take advantage of the loser’s privilege.

Well, when Bill Whinemiller showed me one of his games from this week’s challenge tournament, I immediately thought:

“Hey, Bill is a loser.  He can use the loser’s privilege.”

So, I asked him if I could publish the game.  He was a little reluctant to give me the game, so I offered to copy down the game myself.  I thought I should go the extra mile to make sure any loser doesn’t harbor any hard feelings about having a past loss published.

Especially in Bill’s case, since the last time I wrote about him, he was kind of blindsided (https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/2004/07/try-blue-bayou-next-time.html).  He isn’t on my email list, but he typed his name into a search engine and my newsletter came up in the top spot.

He wasn’t too happy with my sense of humor back then, but now, hopefully, I have more tactfully explained my position on losers better.

I love losers.  If it weren’t for the losers, how could we tell who the winners are?

And it is possible that this newsletter will replace the one he didn’t like in the top spot on the search engines.  After all, publishing a game is not about punishing the losers, but rather about getting my website more hits!

See diagram on blog
Black to move

Loser's Privilege

[Event "CSCC Pick 'em"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2006.05.16"]
[Round "2.4"]
[White "Light, David"]
[Black "Weihmiller, Bill"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "A17"]
[WhiteElo "1649"]
[BlackElo "1842"]
[PlyCount "52"]
[EventDate "2006.05.16"]

1. c4 Nf6 2. Nc3 e6 3. g3 c6 4. e4 d5 5. cxd5 cxd5 6. e5 Nfd7 7. d4 Bb4 8. Qg4
Kf8 9. Nge2 Nc6 10. Be3 h5 11. Qf3 Ndxe5 12. dxe5 Nxe5 13. Qg2 Nd3+ 14. Kd2
Nxb2 15. Kc2 Nc4 16. Nd4 Nxe3+ 17. fxe3 Bd7 18. a3 Bxc3 19. Kxc3 Rc8+ 20. Kb2
Qb6+ 21. Ka2 e5 22. Rb1 Qc5 23. Nb5 Qxe3 24. Nd6 Be6 25. Nxc8 d4+ 26. Kb2 Qc3#
0-1



This Week In Chess


Monday May 22, 2006

On May 16, the CSCC had 17 members in attendance.  In the USCF-rated ladder games (G90), Josh Bloomer blitzed Joe Fromme and Joe Pahk pounced on Jerry Maier.

The rest of the members played in a four round challenge tournament (G15).  The lowest rated participant chose four opponents to play.  Then the next lowest chose four opponents.  This continued until all players had chosen opponents or were chosen for each round.  Here are the results:

Player Score

Virgil McGuire 3.0
Paul Anderson 3.0
Buck Buchanan 2.5
DuWayne Langseth 2.5
Tim Brennan 2.0
Gary Frenzel 2.0
David Light 2.0
Fred Eric Spell 2.0
Bill Whinemiller 2.0
Chris McCarty 1.0
Kathy Schneider 1.0
Jenna Bloomer 1.0

Questions About Advertising


Jenn,CS CO USA, Tuesday May 09, 2006 23:48:28 GMT

I was wondering if you place free ads in your newsletters

[If you are a subscriber, I am happy to include your ads at no charge.  If you are not a subscriber, but the ad is chess related, I will include it without cost.  Of course, I will take money for all types of advertising.  You could purchase the naming rights (Colorado Springs has not paid me anything at this point to have their name in the title), you could sponsor a column (This week's Game Of The Week is brought to you by...), or you could just place a want ad (I've got some land near Spanish Peaks I'm trying to unload).  Anything is fair game!  Just let me know how much you want to spend.]

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5/30 Ladder games, CSCC
6/6 Speed tournament, CSCC
6/10-11 Southern Colorado Open, CSCA
7/22-23 2006 Kansas Open, CSCA
8/5-6 Pikes Peak Open, CSCA

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Try Blue Bayou Next Time

Game Of The Week


This week’s game comes from the Tuesday night ladder matches.  Bill Whinemiller and I have been coming to the Colorado Springs Chess Club for years but have never played each other…until now.

Bill was a little off his game this night and making all kinds of mistakes.  First, he decided to keep score in a G15 time control.  He looked at me without any score sheet and said, “Aren’t you going to keep score?”

Since Bill usually just plays pick-up games at the club, he was unaware of how fast 15 minutes dwindle.  After falling behind by 10 minutes, he stopped recording at move 25 and didn’t record another move in the rest of his 5 games.

Also, he left this game at the table, and I quickly grabbed it for the website.

His second big mistake was singing “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue” to me.  It is not because he has a bad voice (it’s lovely), but rather his mistake was by trying to make fun of Linda Rondstadt, who got kicked out of a concert.

You see, he picked the wrong artist.  Just like he shouldn’t have picked the bishop to sacrifice on move 21, he shouldn’t have picked a Crystal Gayle song.
 
See diagram on blog
Black to move

Try Blue Bayou Next Time

[Event "CSCC Ladder"]
[Site "https://cschessnews.blogspot.com/"]
[Date "2004.07.20"]
[Round "1.1"]
[White "Whinemiller, Bill"]
[Black "Anderson, Paul"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B18"]
[WhiteElo "1817"]
[BlackElo "1771"]
[PlyCount "64"]
[EventDate "2004.07.20"]

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Ng3 Bg6 6. h4 h6 7. Nh3 e6 8. Nf4
Bh7 9. Be3 Nf6 10. Bd3 Bxd3 11. Qxd3 Qa5+ 12. Bd2 Bb4 13. c3 Bd6 14. h5 Nbd7
15. O-O Qc7 16. Qf3 O-O 17. Rae1 Nb6 18. Re2 Nbd5 19. Nxd5 exd5 20. Nf5 Rae8
21. Bxh6 Rxe2 22. Bxg7 Rfe8 23. Bxf6 Bh2+ 24. Kh1 Qf4 25. Qxf4 Bxf4 26. g3 Bb8
27. Kg2 Rxb2 28. Rh1 Ree2 29. Nh6+ Kh7 30. Ng4 Bd6 31. Kf3 Be7 32. Be5 f5 0-1



This Week In Chess


Tuesday July 27, 2004

On 7/20, the CSCC had 23 members in attendance.  In the USCF-rated (G90) games, Richard Cordovano beat Dean Brown, Gary Frenzel finally got a win over Allan Ufer, Tom Mullikin scored the victory over John McIntyre, and Andrew Chow drew against Dan Southard.  In a G60, Buck Buchanan survived against Gerry Sunderland.  The rest of the group played ladder matches (G15).  Here is how the ladder players fared:

Player
Win
Loss

Paul Anderson
6.0
2.0
75.00%

Joe Luciano
4.5
1.5
75.00%

Jeff Gilchrist
3.0
1.0
75.00%

Allan Ufer
1.5
0.5
75.00%

Bill Whinemiller
4.0
2.0
66.67%

Devin Smith
4.0
2.0
66.67%

Sebastian Olariu
4.0
2.0
66.67%

Nick Currott
2.5
1.5
62.50%

Tikila Nichols
3.5
2.5
58.33%

Chris Chester
4.0
4.0
50.00%

Chris McCarty
3.5
4.5
43.75%

Scott Hontz
2.0
4.0
33.33%

Roy Roberts
1.0
5.0
16.67%

James Crisp
0.5
7.5
6.25%

Gary Frenzel
0.0
4.0
0.00%

Misc


Upcoming Events

7/27 Fischer Random, CSCC
8/2 Kids’ Chess Club, Borders
8/3 Speed Tournament, CSCC
8/7-8/8 Pikes Peak Open, CSCA
8/10 Brian Wall Simultaneous, CSCC
8/17 Team Swiss (G15), CSCC
8/24 Thematic tournament, CSCC

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